I went to an all you can eat buffet today, and I saw a blind prawn. It just had a hard shell with the saw like horn thingy at the top of its head, no eyes. What a tough life, shame it ended on my dinner plate.

(asian) rules to buffets: (as quoted by my parents)
- Eat meat and seafood
- Don't eat doughy food such as pizza because it's cheap to buy outside
- Eat as much as you can
- Starve before a buffet
- Wear loose pants

P.S. some of these may be slightly exaggerated.

The results? straining pants, 7 plates of food eaten, bulging belly, slightly sick >=D