hahahahah OMG LOLOL PMS to the max. This is freaking hilarious, i like how the original video was of someone playing a piano and then he/she goes to a different position to get a better shot and then gets owneed lololol, meanwhile the person is still playing the piano harhar and theres like a nice melody throughout the rage. If only you guys understood shanghainese ;) i guess its funny for me because her abuses are all shanghainese jargon, the translations arent the same! Okay this may be weird but i think she's kinda cute, bitchy and scary at the same time lol.

HAHAHA are there any other shanghainese blog readers out there? i hope im not laughing at this alone trololol.

Man am i bored.

I AM SO DEVO wtf youtube "An error occured, please try again later" FUUUAAAARR can't watch MAMA now T___T so much for live streaming arrghh.

SO summer's FINALLY coming sooo i'll be surviving on easyway after school, and i just realised that easyway is freaaakkingg expensive $5 each so if i have that everyday after school it'll be like $25 :O:O

Exam WEEKK it's actually okay since theoretically i only have like 105minutes of school lol.

I want docs, but so expensive T_T and my school yr 12 varsities cost me $90 bleehhh. my wallet is dry...

Conflicting perspectives

Woots finally get a chance to blog, I've been itching to blog about stuff for a few days now but i just didnt have the time. SO now i've forgotten what i wanted to say :/ great. SO here are some pictures :)

My worktable for the last week receiving much scrutiny from my overly organised paranoid asian mother. YES i got distracted and pulled out my ancient ancient ds (from the good old junior high school DS gaming days) and played pokemon woots. AND YES i eat yellow and purple CONFECTIONARY when i work mmkayy don't judge. AND YESSSSS those are primary school level mandarin books in my drawer, hey gotta start somewhere >.> AANNDD YESSSSS there is an snsd calender right in front of my work to give me inspiration ;) loljks, but seriously. AANNDD YE.... okay i shall stop now.

 Procrastination without facebook.... ON ANOTHER NOTE dunno if you can see it but that is a RED coloured GINGER hair compared to my normal coloured hair. I have never grown a red hair before :O:O i thought it was like a strand of that tree that has really really thin leaves/ stem things that are in little segments which hurt like a bitch when you use it to whip someone, so i was trying to take it out when i realised it was STEMMING from my HEAD! LOL maybe i should just let it grow and have 1 long strand of ranga hair TROLOLOL

Been neglecting my homework for assignments so now i literally have a shit-ton of modern and legal to catch up. ^THat's all MODERN fuuarrrr need to have another modern history homework marathon :S:S

BUt yes iin my bid to not become distracted and DO my enlish speech which was due today i disabled my facebook for a day, WHICH ALMOST KILLED ME. I was  clicking my easy access facebook tab like every 10mins and then coming face to face with the login page, AND nothing much even happens on facebook.zomg i think i have a problem have to see a facebook addiction psychiatrist, THEY DO EXIST LOL. SO i was able to put in a good 5hours of non stop english assignment writing, which is probably the longest time ive been concentrated on work. Yeah sorry  I just can't mentally bring myself to come straight home and non stop work for like 6 hours WHICH i know people do, esp at selective schools and WHICH i know i should be doing.

AND MY IPOD OFFICIALLY BROKE oooomg, being the cheap asian i am i've resorted to buying a $10 8gb mini sd card for my phone and transfering the music onto there, until i somehow manage to rack up the money for an ipod T__T

THEN THERES MENTORING have the worst mentoring teacher ever, hes such a -insert swear- douche i literally have THE WORST teacher, i would rather ANYONE but him, yeah serves me right for not handing in my selection sheet. He just talks about his life story and makes fun of us that asnciaji3123i123!@#D. No one cares brah. I would rage at him but i heard people actually get into deep shit from badmouthing other students/teachers on their private blogs so i'll refrain from doing it. BUt a good mentoring session, is one where he forgets we have mentoring.

So conflicting perspective, module C of the 2u adv english course. I actually dont know how to employ an effective act of representation when it comes to real life situations where someone just outwardly deny's your perspective. E.G. me: "hey have you listened to _ _ _ _ it's pretty good" Other person "nah it's shit why would you listen to that" -awks- i dont even know how to respond im like "okay" -walks away- And wahts worse it's sometimes my friend and i dont just like walking away but theres no point reasoning with him if he wont see my perspective at all, such is the nature of stubborness. Lol for non girra people if you dont know wtf I'm on about maybe you can come back in a year after you've done module C LOLOLOL. BUT GODAMNIT stubborn people/ close minded people are annoying.

MOST random post ever lol, if you actually managed to i commend you on your extremely high levels of boredom. NO GO AND STUDY MATHS or CHEMISTRY or ECONOMICS or someshit because I know you all need to ;D SPEAKING OF WHICH IT's EXAMINATION WEEK why the fk am i so calm, OH WAIT because i only have two 50minute tests and one 5minute speech, chyyeaah :D GL GUYS it actually counts ohhshiiett.

Felt like using capitals today. Running on 6hrs of sleep feel so. sleep. deprived. I seriously dont know how people can survive on <4hrs of sleep AND I KNOW THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DO to watch dramas lmfao. This took a while to write so most likely there are all sorts of grammatical errors lawl.

it was so hot today...

So like i remember my first first social networking was Bebo, then i got facebook and then i was like 'nahhhpppss, dont need you bebo' and i deleted it. SO now i regret it because it haddd memories and OLD PHOTOS which could have been used in the year book, but now i have no photo of me before year 9 D: they're all like lost somewhere.

Bingeing on dried seaweed while i work. Chyyeaahhh. best snack ever. Thanks to the sis :]

and yes i do realise that it says 'big bang' dodgy english translations lawl. 

 IT WAS SO COLD TODAY.

wtf is with the weather this year. It's almost summer and i'm wearing a freaking jumper listening to the rain hammering my roof. This time last year i was in a singlet and boardies with the aircon on and going to the pool and shieee. Which reminds me, i had nggawwww moment when i walked through the park after school to my house it was raining and I saw a mother duck (what's a female duck called?) with her little ducklings waddling on the siddee awwww so cute manng. Meanwhile i was getting drenched while holding my laptop, but oh well believe it or not i've never seen a baby chicken or duckling in real life before, yeah petting zoos was not the way i rolled as a kid.

WHY IS IT SO HARD TO START ENGLIIISSHH :(:(:(

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."

"Most guys love a girl that is sexually active, a girl that is freaky with that shit. A girl that would meet his sexual needs. But I'm a guy that would prefer a girl to lay in bed with me and watch Finding Nemo and laugh our ass off at the stupidest things. A girl that would let me piggyback her through the beach so her feet don't get dirty, a girl that would respect herself and love me for me."
 - Fernando Torres

"You may not be her first, her last, or her only. She loved before she may love again. But if she loves you now, what else matters? She’s not perfect - you aren’t either, and the two of you may never be perfect together but if she can make you laugh, cause you to think twice, and admit to being human and making mistakes, hold onto her and give her the most you can. She may not be thinking about you every second of the day, but she will give you a part of her that she knows you can break - her heart. So don’t hurt her, don’t change her, don’t analyze and don’t expect more than she can give. Smile when she makes you happy, let her know when she makes you mad, and miss her when she’s not there."
 - Bob Marley

yet to find her<\3

"I am the master of my fate:
 I am the captain of my soul."- William Earnest Henley

"Every breath you take is one closer to your last, enjoy the experience" - my own insightful self LOLOL

what procrastination does #3

I think this girl has perfected the definition of cute. Not saying this is a good thing, it's so cute it's borderline annoying. lawl, but hey i stumbled across her, while youtube surfing, as you do. And as my sister says "I just want to punch her in the face". This is a perfect example of what asian music is becoming, you really don't need to know how to dance well or even sing properly, the industry these days focuses on looks. SHe only became famous because shes small, skinny, cute and has big boobs. Nojk. As long as you have that everything else can be fixed singing can be autotuned, throw in a couple of simple cute dance moves and there you have it an asian star is born. At least in korea you need to know how to dance well and live singing is still important.

Oh and heres a trip down memory lane, BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE COMING DOWN THE STAIIRSS. Yeah spending half an hour on youtube watching pingu, bananas in pajamas, cat dog and arthur, cool kid i am. But don;t tell me you dont remember spending hours on abc kids after school alrights lol. OH and i heard bananas in pj's is ANIMATED!! wtf outraayyggouuss stop depriving kids! its not the same brah its just not the saame.

#300- angsty post.

had i have had time to post and had you have visited on tuesday you would have seen a very very very big rage post about legal. BUT i've had the week to deep and meaningfully reflect that my atar is not down the drain from a single test in a single subject. SO i can jstu say i've learnt my mistakes EVEN THOUGH i didnt 5k of research it's coooool now i know what not to do next time, and thats studying loljk. But morale did go down the drain and im still a bit devo. Now wasnt't that nice (: im sure everyone would appreciate reading this than a mini rage essay, but i do say, when i reading some old rage posts are kinda interesting.

On another note godamnit the weather is so bipolar, kinda like a moody adolescent teenager. last week i went from singlet to jumper, and sun to rain and now im sweating from every orafice on my body. ANd fuuarr summer, hate summer clothing theres like so little choice shorts, singlet/ t-shirt. That's it, summer fashion is so borings. And i kinda feel self concious wearing singlets out, iunno maybe because i associate it with fat, beer bellied bogans who are oh so common around blacktown, or those tb filos with their vans, rolled up jeans, snap back and denim shorts? BUt chyeah it's just so hot out i end up wearing them anyway, only thing is i don't want to show my arms because they're like so thin >.> compared to those people who wear singlets just to show their muscles, products from intense gyming and roids. And i literalyl see guys go to their mates and say 'you mirin brah' whilst flexing in front of a mirror. not homo at all guys. such is life at blacktown. Also you know i used to only ever wear t shirts because i thought singlets were pointless since it'd just be like a shirt wihtout the sleeves? then i wore singlet for the first time last summer lolol and it felt like 3x cooler :3

AND THEN THE YEAR 7's, shouting and like spit flying around my freaking face while on the arvo bus playing some full contact game. From my perspective they were huddling and pushing onto each other in a massive orgy like manner whilst screaming and yelling in high pitched voices. Quite disturbing i do say, and the shouting and yelling with pre pubescent little boys and girls falling on me. i can see why seniors dislike juniors, i always thought "hey give them a chance, we were like them aswell" but WERE WE REALLY, if we were then the verbal and (slight) physical abuse given to us when we were in year 7 was well justified. Our grade is too nice, to the point where we have no authority and year 7's fearlessly physically intrude on senior personal bubbles. OH well they're grow up into high school hardened veterans where all their happiness is slowly degraded into a life of study and procrastination in my case :D

ANd wtf is with girra sport, we hardly ever go to other schools/vs other schools in sport, and we dont even get to PICK what sport we do. And this is why we arent that great at sport. We're so sheltered away from the rest of the selective cohort. I mean i nsg has a dance team who perform at australian dance competition adn they have a rowing club! how awesome is that and they participate in inter school comps. But i guess, funds are an issue aswell i mean we're ahving enough trouble getting aircon :L:L and we may not even have a tennis team, since the organiser is retirng this year zooommgggg i was going to try out this yearr ffffsss.

WInter come back pl0x
most random post evar i know.

BEST NIGHT EVAR.

most asians i've seen in one place at one time. SOOO many people like at least 40k+ and the girl to guy ration was like 10 to 1 ;) twas good though im easily able to see above peoples' heads. SO OMG i saw snsd in real life brahhh they're so much hotter in real life and tiffany homg how cute. But seriously BEAST was just amazing they really go the whole stadiumm buzzing everyone started raving in seats :D.Highlights were basically all of beast's songs- shock, FICTION, beautiful and kara's step then probably SNSD's the boys/ gee just seeing them (Y)(Y) and NO GUISE they are not like fully plastic or ugly irl. There are some crazy fans that literally woke uup at 5am to go airport to see snsd for like 5 seconds. God evn im not that crazy, i'd only do that if i was guaranteed a signature. Oh and then MYCHONNY when he came to ANZ stadium at around 4ish all the crazy fangirls just swarmed him FUUARR only got tosee his hair lmfao, but it really is amazing what internet can do. I mean he's just like any of us just another fob chinese guy, 3 years ago he was a NOBODY just like us, and now he gets worshipped and swarmed with crazy fans who run up to him and pull his hair/ shove their cameras right in their face and like molest him or some shit. Then theres my mate who i swear is so lucky won tix to the concert and saw chonny coming from where he was standing and gave him a high 5 :O

LOL casually eating his noggi ice cream like a bawwss whilst getting photographically raped. He had to like run into this area with gates lol. P.S. JK ent staff are pretty hot, just saying lol.

 Krispy KREME donughttss haven't had them in sooo long that extremely fattening sugar glazed EXPENSIVE taste explosion in your mouth. Taste so noooiiice. and yes those are binoculars ^_^ gotta be prrepared yaknow, and i wasnt the only one :P:P

 

 THis was like 3 hours before the concert. Asian asian asian asian.

 YEP this is a good representation of the guy to girl ration loooool

OH YEAH and the female toilet lines OMG LOOOOOOL i thought it was like an event or some shit where there was a crowd forming and then i joined the end of the line to weird looks until i realised it was the toilet line trololol. I swear it was like bending in alls orts of directions uhm what if you're busting to pee like seriously if you were at the end of the line you'd have to wait like 30mins no jokke... Advantages of being a guy :D

THe aftermath:
Girl 1: OMG yoseob LOOKED at me MY LIFE IS COMPLETE Aaascaiosjd!@ASC
Girl 2: OH MA GOOOD are you freaking serious omg sooo lucky...

On a completely unrelated note. today year 12s signed out of high school so that means WE ARE OFFICIALLY THE HIGHEST GRADE we;ve made it to the top guys ;O we have less than 1 year of skewwll. BUt i just realised post hsc everyone's turned 18 and are out partying while i'll still be freaking underage probably sitting on my ass at home while everyone is out clubbing/partying FML. LOL idc someone smuggle me in, i dont want to be left ouuttt.

AND OMG ipod screen completely died today. GG 2years ipod :( ah wells i just play oon shuffle now (Y)

yusss.

Yes this requires a brand new post. SO UM like snsd and 4minute are in the SAME vicinity of sydney as mee woooooooooo. WOw i remember when i first ordered the tickets it was like ageessa ageeess months away and it's already tomorrow! lol i can say the same about the legal assessment. So today asian kids all around sydney jigged school to see the arrival of kpop stars lmfao and i saw a few of them on fancams HOMG its so weird to see them in sydney lol.

Devo that i have no camera D: shitty phone camera ftw.

HSC assessment #1 + 11:11 11/11/2011

K so today was legal assessment it just dawned on me that it DIRECTLY AFFECTS YOUR ATAR :O:O Went okay i guess i was writing onto the 6th page but zomg i still had a point to make, paragraph to write and the conclusion to write and there was TWO MINUTES LEFT HOMG. SO i quickly wrote the conclusion and half a paragraphhhh, argghh could have written another PAGE on it. fuuaaarrr. I was so worried about legal that i MISSED 11:11 11/11/2011 T_T_T When i woke up today i was all like woots woots yayer kpop music fest tomorrow then i was like oh fkkk i have a legal hsc assessment today dont I. BUt now that's over, at least i ahve something to look forward too wooo, pumped. SO pumped that it deserves a new post :) should really start english core hw and do ancient, mehhhh

Girraween life of a senior :D

HOMG sif rain for 5minutes just as im getting off my bus to go home :(:( sif drench books, get laptop wet and turn umbrella inside out :(

How am i going to survive summer double period of ancient lessons, cant even concentrate just feel like sleeeep it was a lonnngg afternoon today.

My dad is such a pmsing dramaqueen i swear, makes such a big deal out of everything hes sucpicious because i get home 30minutes later because i go to the libray. It's funny because i've exploited the "studying at library" excuse soooo many times to go out and jig or w/e but when i actually legit go to the library he gets suspicious lmfao asian parents i swwaarrreee.

Modern history homework marathon (Y)

So our senior/year 12 study room got a microwave oven + kettle and i brought rice yesterday just to test out the microwave x] cool kid i am. Oh and heappss of people are bringing cup noodles/coffee/tea to school because we have boiling water now trololol, juniors be jellayy?? all we need now is an aircon (: but at least our grade has contributed to the senior study room (Y) but seriously the chilled filtered bubbler that we have is likeee heaveenn in summer. Props to the year 12s of 2008 who got it for us :) only thing is, we should've gotten microwave/kettle in winter when hot water/ warming up of food would have been greatly greatly appreciated.

yeah body is being a fagget and made me wake up at 7 again D:
On a good note, productive day yesterday for once ^_^ 1400 word legal essay written, now i just need to cut down 400 words and practice practice practice, yayzzz for not leaving it to the last minute.
oh yeah something cool and completely random.
I buried a time capsule in my backyard in year 4. It was an assignment that my sister gave me lololol i had to like write a letter and put it into a container thing along with memorable things from the time that a year 4 boy generally would like etc. I don't remember what i wrote but i remember that i put in a yugi-oh card and a magazine dmag or something. LOL vintage man i'll go dig it up in 50 years and sell it all >:D That was almost 8 years aggo :O

YES i can totally imagine me in an apartment in the city watching dramas all night and eating asian snacks with a significant other. Can't wait for those uni days.

Okay time to get dressed for skewwwllll.
P.S. MUSIC FEST THIS WEEKKEEENNDD WWOOOOOOOOO

Breast cancer awareness day (: + random ramblings.

okay first of all: random shizzz about me. (mostly flaws lol)
- i do not know how to frown. i can only scrunch my nose in a feeble attempt at frowning. It's not like a practice in the mirror or anything :)
- I don't know how to whistle
- I can't roll my tongue D:D:
- I can never remember how to spell bureau -> i had to look that up. Whenever i get stats from Australian Bureau of statistics then i type it up in my notes the spelling ranges from bearu bereu burau buereu maybe i'm just retarded. :( and sometime spellchecker can't even recognise it.
- WHy so much awareness for breast cancer but not really that much awareness for prostate? I think it's because guys are more conservative/ less open about problems with the prostate region? LOLa guy's mentality is more like "nah nah i'm fine theres nootthinngg wrong with me" yeah that's wat we'd all say if like the government started promoting free prostate checkups.
- And i also bought a pink ribbon :D seriously for a prostate cancer initiative they should totally sell ribbons in the shape of balls i'd totally buy like 50 trolololol. YES i know balls arent prostate but w/e close enough
- We still havent got our reports yet even though it's completely meaningless and no one gives a shit, but that is exactly why i want my report because it doesnt mean shit :D and i can look at my failures that don't mean much anyways.
- Weeks go by so fast holidays in 6 weeks only, SUMMER HOLIDAYS woots beach anyone? ;D brb learnign how to swim :D

SO today was pink day to support breast cancer. and i was wearing a pink cardigan (as you do) into blacktowna and getting strange looks left and right and i got the finger from some leb bogan with that disgusting bogan cut where the head is shaved at the front and the back is a massive bush it's horrible. Seriously just cut it off arrghhh, i seriously feel so tempted just to get a shaver and shave it all off, yeah than get gang bashed. BUT anywaiizz that was when i realised iw as still wearing a pink cardi, lol i'm so ruthless I quickly took it off :) I was going to buy long pink socks and roll up my school pants, but i forgoottt.

Quite a random posttt kbye doing legal essayy.

Procrastination Does many things.

LEgal assessment next week, already written 2000 worth of reasearch notes yayyerrr :).
What procrastination does.

 Goodbye real ipod earphones it's been a good 2 years :(

WHy are my arms so tannneed compared to my normal skin colour :O:O

宫-锁心玉

just finished yesterday!!!!(:(:(: (Y)(Y)  like best drama evarrrrr.
freaking watched the last ish scene sooo many times fengshao feng is a realllyy good actor, everytime i watch it it's still sadddd. Probably the saddest scene ive seen in an asian drama. Lol probably because i used to only watch korean dramas :L

AND THE LAST LAST SCENE homg sweetest sceennee evvarrrrrr.

Yang mi, tong liya :3

lol soz for picture spams x] but im never going to forget this drama heheh. anyone care to watch it again with me? >:P

on another note, wooooooo sleep in tmr 2 hours laters, thanks for striking or w/e you teacher are doing (Y)